Start the day by singing Tom Lehrer's Element song (#CD-270) while showering in front of a periodic table:
"There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, …
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Ha'vard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discarvard."
This accurate periodic table contains all the elements up to #111, roentgenium. Each element includes: its symbol, atomic number, atomic mass, and name. 1.8 m2 (6 ft2)
Environmentally friendly: 70% EVA & 30% PE